“Judy Murray managed,” you might say, scornfully.
Well I don’t want to end up like Judy Murray – that’s precisely why I stayed away.
Let’s just cut to the present. We have a lot of catching up to do. As I said I am welcoming you to my brand new website. And I think you’ll agree it is a stonker. A cultural gem. The best experience you’ll have on the internet since you accidentally ordered all those luxury soups on Amazon. Prepare to mark it in your favourites and tell on your friends the news on Twitter.
It is nice. And I owe it all to a generous friend of mine called Gerry (not Halliwell/ we fell out) who used all his skills and know-how from his career in online retail to make it as open, modern and accessible as the wide-plan bathroom at the Kelpies Visitor Centre.